I Interacted with my Neighbour

Lately, my neighbour and I leave at the same time in the morning. His door is hard to close, so when he leaves I can hear several minutes of thumping as he tries to punch it shut.

This morning I heard the familiar thumps as I put my shoes on. I decided to do the Scandinavian thing and hang out in my hallway until he left.

But alas, his thumping went on longer than usual. After I’d waited long enough to start feeling silly, I caved and went outside. Coincidentally, this was exactly when my neighbour’s thumping adventures concluded. Now he was forced to wait for my door to close, so he could pass – an endeavour that involved me first awkwardly retrieving the rainboot I’d accidentally kicked outside, and then giving a reluctant good morning-nod.

I’m sorry neighbour, I didn’t mean to force social interaction upon you so early in the morning.

Car

This car was parked outside our office yesterday.

Immaculate interior design.

Please be my friend, car owner.

It snowed in Tokyo yesterday

Like a full centimetre of snow on the rooftops this morning. Surely all of society will have shut down as a consequence. I walked to work, because last time I rode the bus when it was raining it was 25 minutes late, so surely this unprecedented weather phenomenon will have caused it to spontaneously combust with anthropomorphic bus fear at the bus station.

Hair

I dyed my hair. At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the colour, but it’s growing on me.

Growing

because it’s my hair, quite literally growing out of my very own follicles.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and good night.

Book

At first I thought it was adorable that this bookstore had books for learning excel (just google it people), then I saw they had one written escpecially for Woman and now I’m sad instead. Japan why.

Square melon

Once upon a time there was a fruit store with a square melon. It was one of the only things in the store that was counted with 玉 (ball), despite being the least ball-shaped item in the entire store.